Want Ad: Father Christmas

For various reasons I've decided not to portray Father Christmas this year, and I'm looking for one or more replacements. If you're a large-ish man with a beard or the ability to grow one who is willing to travel the kingdom and interact with children, or if you know anyone who fits this criteria, please contact me. I have most of the accoutrement, and am willing to outfit and train my successor.

It is truly a magical job, and I hate to have to give it up.