In more hilarious news...

[cormac]

Looks like there won't be nearly as many fliers on your windshield:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/24/arkansas.evangelist.trial/index.html

Evangelist Tony Alamo has been convicted of transporting minors across state lines for sex.

Comments

[chainedbunny.livejournal.com]

Wait.... Why does the sentencing of a pornographer/child molester mean that I'll have less fliers on my windshield?

[cormac.livejournal.com]

His ministry/cult's main outreach was through newsletters that his followers would put on people's windshields.

[chainedbunny.livejournal.com]

Oh thank you, that makes so much more sense!