Didn't mean to burn your puppy, Rusty. Or, you know, commit genocide.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I set den_of_thieves's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, divinite (-5000 points). Last month I put money in digital_panther's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I gave get_medieval a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5063 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, scottishdm

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