Didn't mean to burn your puppy, Rusty. Or, you know, commit genocide.

[cormac]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I set den_of_thieves's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, divinite (-5000 points). Last month I put money in digital_panther's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I gave get_medieval a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5063 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, scottishdm

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[selenesue.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with a Dutch Oven?

OK, I can understand the objection to genocide. Maybe you committed genocide to a civilization of sentient onions in it or something.

Uh Oh It's Weird Time!

[cormac.livejournal.com]

A Dutch Oven is when one member of a couple in bed lets loose a large amount of gas under the covers, then throws the top of the covers over their partner's head and pin them in with the stench. It's not a very nice thing to do.

[den-of-thieves.livejournal.com]

speaking of burning puppies, how about that tunic?

[cormac.livejournal.com]

Yes, how 'bout that?

Next time I'm in Bakersfield, we'll go up to F&M and choose your linen. I'll then sew it up and send it to you.